A Penguin in the Orchard

UN Solution

This made me laugh out loud:

U.S. Forms Own U.N.

The new organization will be based in Houston, where a $400 million U.S.U.N. Building is currently under construction. The U.S.U.N. Charter, ratified unanimously by delegates in a four-minute vote Monday, sets forth the mission of the organization as “the proliferation of peace and international economic, social, and humanitarian progress through deference to the U.S.”

It wouldn’t be nearly so humorous if it weren’t so close to the truth.

[From The Onion.]